Laying in bed half naked and not getting up.
Other fun hobbies: sleeping, eating, masturbating.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
there are lots of instructional films online of varying degrees of accuracy.
This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.
I need me a hot glue gun hot damn
Everyone is getting wands for christmas.
Now I know what to make when im bored :3
DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
The caption though
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
SO THIS IS HOW YOU WILL MAKE UP FOR IT? ;-)